Looking for someone to work with that can master it!
"Toby Wan/Real Name No Gimmicks"
Two crystal maidens go ward the outside,
ward the outside, ward the outside (x2)
Guess whos back, back again
Slash's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
They've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
be impartial no more they're tryhards, wannabe winners
well if you wanna win this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of glee mixed with a mind slicker
some combo that'll jump gank and spank quicker like a
phoenix when they get phoenix as soon as
the clock ticks zero not a second waiting,
when they're mocking the joke that is their rating
you waited this long now stop berating cuz we're stacked,
We got swag no need to be hating,
I know that you wanna play a normal game,
but we're too bad to play a match in team matchmaking!
So this damn SD wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
he tried to shut me down cuz I'm on a spree, 'n' it would've worked if it weren't me
So try get a sip, from your own drip, fuck that,
blood on your lips and some on my whip
and get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just warded all your neutrals
FUCK YOU LD!
Now this looks like a job for me,
so everybody, just allow me
Coz I need middle, I'm the mvp,
Every team feels empty, without me (x2)
Little Traxex, girl's lacking awareness
embarrassed, she can't seem to get any lasthits
she starts feeding like meepo does, helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "NYX"
A mercenary, mercy is nary, had in an execution,
just looting the corpses a devil
so just let me revel and bask,
in the fact that I got my carries farming so fast
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe
for you to see so much of my harass
you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
fix your spent internet tune it in and then I'm gonna
impale in and up under your skin like a splinter
The first-ban every game unnerfed since the winter
I am suggesting, to pick N'aix digesting
Infesting in my allies and nesting
Intestines "Retention Please"
feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
A tisk-it a casket, I'll go tit for tat with
anybody who's picking this shit, that shit.
Nyx as first pick you can get your ass kicked
worse than the little schmarrn wisp bastard, and Jin'zakk
you can get stomped by clockwerk,
your unobstructed move from firefly won't work
You can't dodge cogs, you can't blink either its over,
nobody caught by the lasso
Now let's go, just give me some vision
I'll hook there with a whole fist full of new gizmos
I've been dope, prestigeful with my siege tools ever since
I learned myself to make hooks spindle
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to exude me
So this must mean I'm exulting, but its just me I'm just a machine
Though I'm not the first guy to sing adversely
I am the worst thing since Pyrion Flaxey,
to do known music so selfishly
and use it to get myself merry (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million dota players emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea
it'd be so empty without me
Na na na nana... na na na nana... na na na nana... na na na na... (x2) "Eclipse!"